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[tomc]

Unveiled: Secret Papal Love-toy Collection

German super-priest Pope Benedict XVI (78) today spoke for the first time of his often-rumoured collection of novelty dildoes. Benedict - or Benny-X as hip Vatican PR head-honcho Cardinal Phalange Buckleton has dubbed him - said: "These items bring me great pleasure to behold - but I cannot use them, as

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hey

[pheyonagh]

i was speaking to k. last night and seeing as now it's all about the live journal i thought i say hello, long time no see. how are you doing.

i like the story of pope dildo loving. i'm sure it happens

Re: hey

[tomc]

Totally does happen. Constantly, and publically. It's all a huge Roman Catholic cover-up, I tell you!

Also, um, yes, hi. It is indeed all about the Livejizzle these dizzles, or something. How're you? :)