Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Pimp Aardvark (Orycteropus pimpus).


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Unveiled: Secret Papal Love-toy Collection

German super-priest Pope Benedict XVI (78) today spoke for the first time of his often-rumoured collection of novelty dildoes. Benedict - or Benny-X as hip Vatican PR head-honcho Cardinal Phalange Buckleton has dubbed him - said: "These items bring me great pleasure to behold - but I cannot use them, as ( Read more... )

Got two hours? Fancy a chuckle or twelve?

Creationist Kent Hovind Reveals The Truth About The Garden of Eden and Creation!

The future of computer gaming. Watch the full 35 minutes - you'll be too busy picking your jaw up to regret it.

Job eminently acceptable. I have spent most of my time so far winnowing out the True from the False and deciding whether or not to give them their passwords back. I have also been reading (quite by accident, I assure you) logs of an account that got banned for having cybersex on a public chat channel. People are becoming far too stupid.

World: attend. This won't take a moment.

I have a job.

The faithless and the naysayers shall receive their just deserts in the hereafter.

You may now return to your cornflakes.

's fecking snowing.

I blame pollution.

"Crystal Mountain, from Death's album Symbolic, was, and remains to this day, the definitive article of death metal."

Discuss :)

There really is very little to beat enjoying a cup of tea and a spliff in exactly the right afternoon sun. And the afternoon sun is absolutely perfect just now. It's starting to take on that near-auburn hue that's the hallmark of the first inkling of spring around here, having struggled all day against clouds the colour of wet slate ( Read more... )

So I'm picking through job vacancies again, and I've come across one at the Imperial War Museum that looks vaguely interesting - and among the four (four!) pages of "Key Competencies" and "Desirable Criteria", I find that I should demonstrate "a continuous improvement mindset", have a "proactive approach to informing line management of potential ( Read more... )