I have rather patiently accepted the fact that television is quickly losing interest in scripted programming. Reality TV is just too easy. Usually the shows just cost too little to make and bring in too many viewers for the networks to waste much money on a show that much thought is put into. This sad fact, it is my belief, is one of the greatest ( Read more... )

Okay, as written above I have seen Indiana Jones 4 and feel like venting about it. If you don't want to read SPOILERS, I don't blame you, just don't read the rest of this ( Read more... )

"Rome is burning." he said, as he poured himself another drink. "Yet here I am, knee deep in a river of pussy ( Read more... )

ABSOLUTELY NO LYING QUIZ ( Read more... )

I can't believe how selfish you all are being... Heath Ledger dying isn't just some joke. I can't believe nobody is talking about this. You all know I was Heath's biggest fan. I don't see how you all can be so cavalier about his passing. I was his greatest fan. Sure there was the occasional movie missed. Sure I only owned one poster of him. Sure I ( Read more... )

When exactly (I'm talking actual date here) did it become passé to televise portrayed extramarital relations between a dashing young space capitan and sparsely clad, hoop skirt wearing, green alien broads? Was there a big convention to vote about this that I wasn't allowed to know about? I mean in any sci fi media they always say that the aliens ( Read more... )

I don't make a habit of writing reviews for movies but I really really loved Charlie Wilsons War. Some probably wont because its pretty coarse and overtly political in nature, but it was just perfect for my taste. It's not that often that I leave a movie theatre feeling like I could talk for hours about the themes in a film or gain even more ( Read more... )

What would you be charged with if you had sex with a zombified corpse? I suppose necrophelia, rape (?), public indecency (depending on where you did it), and sodomy depending on what part of the corpse. The again it could also be statutory rape if the zombie is of an underaged human. Has the government taken into consideration the legal ( Read more... )

Okay gang, right now tickets for the Rocky Horror Picture Show at Chapman are 5 bucks. If you want me to reserve you tickets you have to contact me. If you want to buy them at the door it will be 7 dollars and they may sell out.

The song is called "Into The Night" and its by Santana and the lead singer of Nickelback, need I say more ( Read more... )