Well, um...

[tomdubois]

I had a bit of a difficult situation. Uh. Basically, apparently I was possessed. Or that's what they told me, anyway. Which, well, I guess makes sense. Sort of. Does it? Well, not really, but... I think the ghost of some horrible old man had sex with my wife and almost ruined my career! And he.... I... almost killed Robert

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[monarch_the]

So your wife preferred having sex with you when an old guy was in your body? God that sucks.

[tomdubois]

Well, I... I don't really know! I mean, I can't just ask if she does. Can I?

[monarch_the]

Well yeah, she is your wife.

[tomdubois]

When you were-- What??

[tomdubois]

You were... naked? I don't-- Um. Well, no.

... This is awkward.

[mineandfine]

Women like spontaneity... That's all I really have to say to that.

[tomdubois]

Oh. I guess that makes sense.

[antagone]

Sometimes girls just like to be made feel pretty by... dirty old men I guess?

[tomdubois]

Um. I... guess. I suppose Robert would be glad to hear about that.

[antagone]

I don't know why, but I know I can't stay mad at lecherous, piggish men. Maybe she can't.

[tomdubois]

Oh. Uh. Well, I don't know if that's it...

[judgementok]

So I gotta wonder, are you more mad about the guy getting you in trouble at court, having sex with your wife or getting you beaten? Cause personally, if someone possessed my body and had sex with my wife, I would totally be pissed, but then I'm the jealous type.

[tomdubois]

I didn't like any of it! But I suppose, yes, the fact that that man 'got it on' with my wife is most upsetting.

How could she not even realize I wasn't myself? But... I don't know. I suppose I shouldn't put any blame on her.

[judgementok]

Meh, in my experience it's kind of hard to tell if a guy is being feisty or possessed by crazy people.