This better be a good idea...

[tomdubois]

Okay, I think I have some things figured out, um... Rummy. Rummy, you better read this... I got you something. It's, um... Well, it's a present. And everybody likes presents, right? So you can come over here and get it-- Or I can go over there, no... Oh! Riley could give it to you, how about that

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[gooddoggy]

that's how perverted strangers lure children into their cars....

[tomdubois]

... I have a good reason. Um. I'm afraid of ants. Fire ants. They're a big problem...

[tomdubois]

NOTHING. Nothing... I'm... totally fine.

That's all I need is for vampires to get involved...

[tomdubois]

... S-several things...

[plumpumpkin]

OMG DON'T LOCK HER IN THE CLOSET!! IT'S A BAD PLACE!!!!

[tomdubois]

... I suppose the bathroom would actually be more practical...

[plumpumpkin]

bathroom is good...yeah...but the closet is...just not...

[mineandfine]

Where the hell is your wife and why has she not like...reigned you in yet? I swear, some women just don't know how to handle their men.

Offering young men gifts makes the wrong impression.

[tomdubois]

I-It's not what you think!

[mineandfine]

Kind of hard to think it's anything else, really...

[judgementok]

Is this one of my things or are you going insane for any number of other reasons that don't pertain to me?

[tomdubois]

I-I'm not insane! And this... really has nothing to do with you. I think, anyway...

[judgementok]

Oh well, that's good to hear! Cause I frankly, hadn't planned on creating more mischief at least for the time being.