...You'd buy "I Know You Can See Me" for Christmas.

However, if you bought me "The Dope-Smoking Girl Astronaut" or "The Girlfriend," I promise I will totally capture photographs of myself squirting a big old gobbet of jism onto this particular bendy figurine then post them to 4chan.

You have my solemn vow.

Whereas I once feared 8=D~, feared that my relationship with him would have ended up like my relationship with Ragu (bitter rivals becoming respected peers becoming collaborators and eventually trusted friends), 8=D~'s actions have irrevocably changed that most feared of courses. Thank God, too! Because he's quite possibly the biggest douchebag in ( Read more... )

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[I]gnore for over six weeks.

I'M BACK, JIGGAZ. And bearing Screenplay Pages! If I'm lucky, I'll be half as great an awful writer as that fat fuck Moriarty!

Copypasta like Rasta Blasta (who runs Bartertown):

THE PASSION OF FUTUROPOLIS ( Read more... )

Over the last few days, I've been remembering how to edit video, trying to recall that I didn't waste thirty five thousand dollars on my an education in a highly-technical sphere of influence. That's right baby, armed with a Completely Legitimate and Licensed copy of Avid Xpress DV 3.5 and some footage that I actually shot myself, I set out to ( Read more... )

I lied.
A square, boxy robot, Emobotto #KQ93 ( Read more... )

I wish I had a job doing this FULL TIME so I could actually DEVOTE TIME TO THIS BULLSHIT.


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Yay! More prewriting! Three days worth of tappa-tappa-tappa on my Palm Pilot's virtual keyboard while on lunch breaks! Someone want to Paypal me seventy bones so I can buy a fucking keyboard?

Ha. I thought not.

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Is like explaining Darkplace. It's impossible to convey its greatness in words that are not "Dude, it's hilarious, trust me." How in the hell does one explain to some executron at The Network that Sanchez telling Dagless that "The lab results are in! That thing is a potential killer!" while pointing at a paper on a clipboard that reads "LAB RESULTS ( Read more... )