Because my job is writing this awful garbage! I hope SpikeTV is interested, because I don't see much of another market!

Jerry's car screams around a corner. Jane Penny is right on their tail, not ten yards behind and gaining. She's running with her fingers pinched together into knife-hands and swinging her arms with a permanent ninety-degree bend ( Read more... )

If I were Will Smith and this were a summer blockbuster, I'd be sayin' "Aw hail yeh!"

This is the scriptment for half of the first act of Episode 3: The Caanen Wisher. Once I get this out of my system, then I can actually get to work on the Pilot Episode - Love Song For The Living Dead.

Enjoy!

Outline of Events For The Caanen Wisher ( Read more... )

Oh holy shit guys. "Mimi Miyagi" an "adult film star" from Las Vegas is seeking the Republican nomination for Governor of the Great State of Nevada ( Read more... )

Shit guys. I'm full of whisky and budweisers so here it goes. Copypastaed below and meticulously formatted even though I'm a bit tipsy and can hardly ooperate the keyboard right now. This is a bit more 'detail work' on how I eventually want The Caanen Wisher to end up ( Read more... )

And here I go again on my own. Goin' down the only road I ever known and writing more inane bullshit about characters that persist in this crazy trainwreck of a show I'm conceptualizing! Today's entry is Vania Czolgosz, Jericho "Jerry" Cain's partner, the Straight Man to all the insane bullshit that Jerry and Honus (scroll to a few entries down and ( Read more... )

Okay so, if I haven't talked about it yet, Lordi is awesome. Oh holy shit. Fuck shit goddamn! You need to watch Blood Red Sandman, The Devil is a Loser, Would You Love a Monsterman and Hard Rock Hallelujah, all of which are incredibly badass. Shortly after I did my halfassed development for Metalmonster, Badman (that Fabulous Fighting Finn) shot me ( Read more... )

HEY BRANDON, GUESS WHAT SONG I WAS LISTENING TO EARLIER?!

HERBERT (VO ( Read more... )

Okay folks. I've been away Doing Other Things (you can read that as "doing absolutely nothing worthwhile") over the last few days and have not had the time (you can read that as "not had the desire") to add to this horrible train-wreck of a televised entertainment conceptual development piece ( Read more... )

So! I think that I love the Metalmonster and want to write entire novels devoted to his incredible awesome powers and heartbreaking pathos. Read on and enjoy, fellow followers of my trainwreck of a show concept.
Krag Jorgenson - The Metalmonster ( Read more... )

Creating the monsters is a whole lot more fun than actually trying to come up with a name for the main character! METALMONSTER!
The Metalmonster is the embodiment of Pure Metal. Birthed in Scandinavia in the 1970s, Metalmonster crossed the ocean and found itself somewhere in America.
Metalmonster's licks are powerful enough to peel the paint off ( Read more... )