Merry Christmas.
RIP James Brown

I took a really badass piss this morning. It lasted about a minute.

I fixed the toilet at 4am this morning while listening to Wu Tang Clan like a motherfuckin man!

I forcibly woke myself up at 9am this morning and did some motherfuckin' dishes.

I hooked up my speakers in the bathroom so that I would have something to dance to while brushing my teeth and showering.

I was playing Debussey's "Claire de Lune" as the sun was starting to set. The keys hadn't been touched in over a month and they were cold as fuck. By the time I finished the song, the sun had already gone down and I realized I was playing in the dark.

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