i will take a dump, and it will stink. sar pee stinks like POOP.

if anyones ever had a crappy day, thats why theres beer and thats why God made tomorrow.

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well, some crappy things just gotta end, for some other crappy things.. ya know

merry effin christmas to all and all a good effin night

i got piss water all over me today, it kinda smelt like fresh cut grass and a hint of piss, the really yellow kind. yeah that sucked but hey what can you do. but im gittin so drunk tonight to where i can see. common and drink some beers and shot with, it'll be a good time i promise

make a monkey outta me

what a fuckin day. ya no some days i wish i was my dog. and lick myself

i should have got wasted today,,,,dammit

POOPPOOPPOOP  AND PEEEPEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE