today was funny at work,  k   i'll tell you  some  dude  was  fixing  the broken  toilet  right.  and  i just  finished  taking a piss,  and  then he  flushed  the  toilet  and  a  bunch  of  shitt  water  flew  right  in  his  face,  i  laughted so  hard  that  i  farted not once but  twice  i  was  laughing  about  that  all  day.  i  wish  ( Read more... )

MAN

I  JUST

LOVE THE  SMELL  OF

WORMS

but
i was just watching some tv
and i noticed that villa's voice sounds like the dog from the family guy.
u think.

 YOU CAN PICK YOUR NOSE, AND YOU CAN PICK YOUR FRIENDS, BUT YOU CANT PICK YOUR FRIENDS NOSE.

hey, its saturday and i didn't even get drunk, hooray fer me. just wanted to let errbody no. 

it seems like im at home for 5 hours then im at work again lifting barrels, and throwing beer around, man that shits to heavy for me tell you that. im gonna be the biggest drunk in the world if i keep working there. 3 buck a case of beer in a few days when i turn 21. i need to get a job somewhere else.

one more game bitches, and detroit is gonna be on fire.

im a good example

of a bad example, but im havin fun

it is not very fun to feel guilty,

i know i did something wrong. but i didnt know,

i got to be careful all the time now.
i did something wrong. and that was a pretty dumb thing to do

i would bring.................................