i was working at food lion yesterday bagging groceries in one line and in the next line over i saw a girl buying something and she had wonderful red hair and a goodwill employee shirt and i watched her look around in her purse for her money and everything. she was pretty and i wanted to pretend she'd forgotten one of her groceries or her change or ( Read more... )

denise is my valentine and the rest of her name is way too cool for anyone to know how to spell. i bet she can't even spell her own name because her name's too cool or maybe she's cooler than her name. i don't know. maybe i'm so cool i don't even care what i'm saying right now ( Read more... )

saturday this kid who didn't even know us asked her "are you having a baby?" and ever since then i've been worried about the whole thing. i hope the kid didn't know something we didn't.

i made the sound a car makes before a car wreck really loud ( Read more... )

i have to use the bathroom so i'm typing urgently which is perfect because i'm urgent in everything. i immediately have to get away to go to the bathroom which totally sponsors this feeling that i always have to get far away. i don't know if this is something entirely attractive. i don't know if my face is glowing red because i'm brimming with ( Read more... )

my birthday was the best day of my life and i'm still ready to make this weekend the best weekend of my whole entire life. libbey came over friday and we saw dawn of the dead and being close to her at the movies made me happy. holding her hand made everything okay the way holding her hand always does and everyone can see in the way i talk about ( Read more... )

i want to type the whole story on here soon but i can't right now

today's my birthday. yesterday i saw mikael and we talked for a while and took a walk and shared a couple cigarettes and complimented each other's writing. libbey came over and took me to see dawn of the dead which was pretty radical and then we went to waffle house a few minutes before it technically turned my birthday. when it turned my ( Read more... )

I orchestrated the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

tomorrowMACHIN E: hi ( Read more... )