top five creative uses for diamonds

[toniotreschi]

Top Five Creative Uses for Diamonds (any size)

1. lenses of gag glasses
2. blades for iceskates
3. end of stir-sticks
4. car made out of diamonds
5. diamond-knife

please comment with your own

Comments

[hyacinth_house]

1. To be placed on the soles of one's shoes
2. Novelty items with a laser etching of Queen Victoria getting regally eaten out
3. To be extracted from from one's tooth by a giant gorilla dentist only to grow exponentially in size and be used for fuel for a giant, anthropomorphized car.
4. the most expensive dumbbells ever
5. breakfast cereal

[conduct4life]

or for number 2, how about, queen victoria getting regally fucked in the ass (by walker: texas ranger.)

[raptoratemybaby]

1. For bling on my ice
2. as stuffing for pillows
3. Rocketfuel for the interplanetary vessel Stem6000
4. To encrust a crown for the most regal of all pugs
5. in place of salt on the street when it snows

[somadream]

in place of salt on the street when it snows (in Ozzy Osbourne's driveway. or substitute Ludacris if you wish!)

[raptoratemybaby]

It may not work the same chemically when it comes to melting the snows, but it makes such a satisfying, wealthy, and decadent crunch beneath my designer boots! Bwahahaha.

[somadream]

it will also make a decadent crunch when you crush paparazzi skulls into the ground while you cruise over them in your massive land yacht. bwahaha! (by "you" i mean, paris hilton.)

[raptoratemybaby]

Also I am incredibly happy you are listening to Hitz 95.5. Viva le DJOat!

Diamants...

[wutheringheight]

God, you guys are so fucking creative.
I hardly think I can contribute, but here goes.

1. Urinal cakes. I mean, really, do the regular ones really work? They would be so incredibly pretty and not pinkish-yellow, provided that no one used the blessed urinal. If so, however, wouldn't it "flush clean"?
2. To be implanted on the beds of hot people's fingernails.
3. Decorations, like the beads on the ends of cornrows, for the unfortunate ends of back hair. I mean, a lot of people don't like back hair but can do nothing about it. So I say, if you can't fight 'em, join 'em and make lemonade outta life's lemons. You can shoot me now.
4. To be implanted in the hollow space right before your butt-crack starts. It would give you a reason to randomly show people your bum.
5. Dodge-diamonds!!!! For the really big ones. To be used in PE classes everywhere, but the students should sign a contract preventing injury liability.

[somadream]

boring!

[toniotreschi]

hey, who was boring? they deleted it.

[somadream]

that girl who lives in the south, with the curly hair and love for all that is to the right of sanity.