Baby's head looks like a football ( Read more... )

WHERE THE BLOODY HECK DID HOOCH COME FROM! HULLO, THE HOOCHSTER IS HERE! It's brilliant because Andromeda's shooting her mouth out at Hooch now and if I just cower a bit next to the bed she forgets I'm here until she digs her nails in agaAIEEE PAIN SUFFERING

So apparently Pomfrey heard Andromeda's shrieking from the castle. Well woah, okay, she said MY shrieking but I know she MEANT Andromeda, women, they get in this wacko state when baby stuff is around, woah trust me, because I know I don't shriek and although I'd define Andromeda's noises more as bellows right now they could be mistaken for shrieks ( Read more... )

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SIRIUS BLACK DID YOU TEACH ANDROMEDA TO SAY THESE WORDS!? I HAVE NEVER HEARD THESE OUCH BLOODY WORDS IN MY LIFE! Woah, I need a transcriber or something because some ouch of them sound like they would be awesome insults and I think they are insults, I think they're directed at me. Somebody get Pomfrey down here ouch STAT! So she can swear at ( Read more... )

I'M SUPPOSED TO DO THE IN OUT THINGS WITH HER ( Read more... )

SHE SAID YESTERDAY THAT SHE WAS GOING TO POP SOON BUT SOON IS SUPPOSED TO BE AGES AWAY RIGHT, "SOON" CAN SOMETIMES BE READ AS "MONTHS FROM NOW", I HAVEN'T BEEN COUNTING

in out in out in out I'm supposed to d

I woke up because Andromeda smacked me in the chest with her arm and she's making weird noises, WHERE IS POMFREY AND WHERE IS HOOCHLES AND she's doing this breathing thing, I think I'm going to pass out

SHE CAN'T STOP CLEANING.

I'M TAKING THE DAY OFF TO CONTINUE HIDING IN THE CUPBOARD.

WOAH.

Going to get married, back in an hour.