I will admit. I laughed.

http://www.planetvids.com/html/Not-Your-Baby.html

9 times a day I eat muthaphookin chicken ( Read more... )

Ok, download any song by ABBA and listen to it start to finish.

100 bucks says you can't keep a straight face.

I am making a conscious effort to be nicer to people. Not fake nice, I just need to probably back away from tearing someone down for no reason other than the fact that I can. Everyone reading this knows I am a people critic. I pick everyone apart and then I let you know what I found. My justification for this was that I did the same thing to ( Read more... )

So I had another night on my birthday where I just didn't know when to quit. Then Saturday night everyone just drank at my house. It was a fun weekend but in all honesty I think I'm ready to do a little chilling out. No need to be downtown EVERY weekend, no need to do anything but drinking if I go out and no need to be awake a minute past 3 am ( Read more... )

That time has come for myself, Clay and Mike to part ways and leave the little house on Oakwood Glen that has treated us so nicely. Our landlady wants to sell the house and she was taking an over $500 hit a month on the mortgage by giving us such a low rent. My plan is to move in with James, Nick and Casey WAY out in Cedar Park until November and ( Read more... )

I just had some douche bag son of a bitch send me an email giving me a bunch of useless work to do. As a part of that email, this dipshit copied not only my boss but everyone above me going all the way up to the President of the company. It takes a special kind of asshole to pull a stunt like this ( Read more... )

http://www.sexymisslizz.com/queenoffarts/myfarts.htm

Click on samples. Don't fault me, I didnt invent the site.

In reference to my last post, about 1/2 those chicks are hot but still thats a damn fine ratio. The ones that kinda resemble dudes, not what I was talking about when I said "soulmate".

Just keep clicking "Next Image" and you will see most of my soulmates in life.

http://www.extremefitness.com/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/3569/size/medium/cat/3022/page/1