A 'Blog'. What the hell?

[tonyf_ingstark]

JARVIS, I'm going to need you to seriously sex up this web log thing for me. Ugly as hell. Can we get some red in here?

Comments

[aliccolo]

Welcome to the world of tomorrow!

[tonyf_ingstark]

I made the 'world of tomorrow'. It should fucking welcome me.
..but thanks.

[miss_chadwicke]

Looks like you're easier to find than most people said. Call me stud; you can have some black and blue with that red.

[tonyf_ingstark]

I heard the Internet was for porn, but wow.
Thanks for the interesting business proposal.

[niteowl_i]

Good to meet you, I approve of your song choice.

[tonyf_ingstark]

I approve of a man who appreciates good music.
Bet you love scotch too, huh?

[niteowl_i]

What man doesn't love scotch?

[tonyf_ingstark]

A pansy, vegetarian bleeding-heart like Adrian Veidt? Hell, I don't even know.
You want some of the good stuff, feel free to look me up.

[jarvisai]

'Sex up', Sir? I could certainly add some #FF0000, if that is to your liking. I feel, perhaps, #80000 would be more your color.

[tonyf_ingstark]

Yeah, sex up. You know, make it look... hot.
Give me some renders.

[jarvisai]

If Sir were to venture here.

[vaginasquid]

Oh hello, Tony. I do hope you're well today.

[tonyf_ingstark]

Why hello, Barb. I'm doing fantastically well, thank you very much for asking. How are you?

[vaginasquid]

I'm doing poorly, I'm sad to say. My handlers forgot to freshen up my tank this morning, and I nearly suffocated. Thank heavens for the janitor.

[tonyf_ingstark]

That's appalling! I hope Adrian fires the lot of them and gives the janitor a raise.