Max: I think Kidney beans are my favorite kind of beans.
Me: Yeah, mine too. Black beans are good too.
Max: Yeah.
Me: Pinto beans are definitely the most versatile, but they're kind of bland. They sacrifice flavor for versatility.
Max: Yeah, they're not very good on their own.
Me: Yeah.

Me: Hey, Toshiro! You going to Alex's party tonight ( Read more... )

For some reason this really pissed me off: The other day, I was walking home from the music center, across the Kresge bridge, when a girl I'd never met came up to me her both hands full of carnations (think thats what they were...) She stops me and asks what made me happy today, and I have to pause and think for a few seconds, because I hadn't ( Read more... )

man, fuck y'all.
roflroflrowboat

The way things are going it looks like there won't be any debauched-ass end of the year parties, what with everybody studying for finals and such...but my roomate threw up carlo rossi sangria into the trash can last night at like 3:00 in the morning, and I got drunk and played jenga in my friends room, which is kind of like a microcosm of all ( Read more... )

my pornographic anime fanfiction got deleted by the livejournal facists!!1 ( Read more... )

stupid drunk-ass heartbreakin' ass womens!! not even my new burning witch album and an impending drunk-ass weekend can ease the paaaaaaain (well, that's not entirely true but whatever you see where i'm going with this...grgrgrr)

so i made some innapropriate valentine's day cards last night. they said:

"You're getting kind of fat."
"You're an Object."
"I like how your body looks."
"Cleveland Steamer?"

So what's up with hoverboards? Are they still working on that shit or what?

"Shall I sing of the tragic passion between the doomed lovers Pyramus and Thisby?"
"No bard, that's quite allright."
"Then would you like for me to regail you with the exploits of Heracles as he wrestled with the Namean Lion?"
"Really Bard, that's fine."
"PErhaps cunning Odysseus' escape from..."
"Bard, Please! I am very busy!"