Paris Hilton is being asked to play Mother Teresa in an upcoming biopic.

Let me repeat:
PARIS HILTON is being ASKED to play MOTHER TERESA!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!!?!

Satan DOES exist.

I went to McDonald's, and while I was waiting in line, I got impatient and sat down on the floor (I hate standing, I'd rather sit).
At that moment the little old asian lady behind the counter yelled at me, "don't sit on the floor!"
And so I got up, and felt like a child who misbehaved.

I got McOwned.

My phone line is down.

Stupid rain.

Wish I could afford a cell.

Pout.

Just saw "V for Vendetta"...

...FUCKING AWESOME!!!

I highly recommend people to see it, it's just spectacular. Hell, if you need someone to go with, take me, I'd happily see it again.

As an artist, I love art. Makes sense. I grew up admiring the great renaissance works and some contemporary art ( Read more... )

So my grandma watchded "Swingers".

And she liked it.

She is SO money.

I was recently confronted, by myself, with a serious look at myself. And you know what? I am SO insecure ( Read more... )

It took a while to make, but it came out so well it was totally worth it. A nickname of mine from an old friend (I never thought it applied, she was biased, but when playing solitaire I save the King of Hearts for last).


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...from a glorious friend:

"My pathological optimism just makes me want to throw up sunflowers"
-Aubrey Stafford.

God that's a good quote.