I'm from NJ. I curse...a lot. I call it a "slice" or a "pie" and a beer is a "cold one." I do not "beer bong", I "funnel". I call it a sub, not a hero and definitely not a hoagie! The diner is a natural part of every good night out. I know what real pizza tastes like, and a bagel is much more than a fuckin roll with a hole in the middle. I call it ( Read more... )

ALZHEIMERS' TEST ( Read more... )

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about dallas

i have pictures of our hot waiter lol oh man ...

I FOUND NEMO,CRUSH,GILL,THE BUBBLES GUY, MARLIN, PEACH, SQUISHY, DORY ALL AT THE DALLAS AQUARIUM!! EEEEE I WAS SOOO EXCITED!! I STILL AM!! yayyyyyyyy <--I PEED IN UR POOL ( Read more... )

(I don't know why, what I'm doing what)
See, baby I, apologize
For all the things that I've done
See I've known that I've been a fool for far too long
And baby you have it, I go around to wait, just come back to papa
Please baby, baby won't you stay
If you really love me then why are you leavin me

I can't think, think about this crazy day
I ( Read more... )

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