why is there a part of me that secretly wants the stock market to crash?

why is there a part of me that wants to see society turned on its side?

i don't feel disgruntled or unhappy.
i can't think of any reason to feel these things.
but they are there.

if it happens, i wonder if i'll regret what i wished for.

here's a story about what happened two days ago ( Read more... )

i get to see the dodos on october 11th.  i was just reminded of this by pitchfork.  i already have my ticket though ( Read more... )

being smart RULES!

i just got my statement of account.

because i am so fucking smart and i got lots of scholarships, they are paying ME $987 to go to school this quarter.

fuck yes.

brooks saddle.
deep v's.
new frame.

oh yeah, school books too.

i am listening to "the world today" on the BBC news, and this ignorant hoe just said "nukular" like 15 times in a row.

it's NUCLEAR.

they should let me be a reporter on the BBC news.  at least i could talk about nuclear technology without sounding like a complete ignoramus.

i just went to the dairy queen and they had small peanut buster parfaits on sale for $2.49.

so i ordered one.

the girl working hands me this huge peanut buster parfait, it must have been a large if not bigger, charges me $2.49.

i love getting the hookup.  she must have known i'm from washington beach.

also:

i love it when people say "barely" when they mean "rarely".

like for instance, "they barely give out 5 star ratings on xxxxxxxxxx.com"

i don't know why, i think it's hilarious and plan to intentionally work this grammatical error into daily use.

tonight is about to be a very significant night.

i love the silver jews so much that i think i am going to explode ( Read more... )

Dear Pitchforkmedia.com:

I noticed you posted this review of the Black Kids' new album, "Partie Traumatic"

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/record_review/51246-black-kids-partie-traumaticI find this amusing, not because it's a picture of two pugs where a review should be (which is fucking stupid, actually), but because back when you were ( Read more... )