i had a tornado dream last night ( Read more... )

i mean, come on:

i spent the summer wasting,
the sky was blue beyond compare.

how did it get to be this late ( Read more... )

ATTN:

I just took a shit that looked like the head of a giant squid, complete with two perfectly placed pieces of corn for eyes.

recommendations for a better life:

de-childproof your lighter.

download lil' wayne's american gangster bootleg and listen to "i'm out here grinding"

climb a tree.  -->  drink wine.

buy kumquats and eat them.

be good.  do what you should.

light as many sparklers as you possibly can.  yeah, i know that's two entries in a row.

i've been waiting for days and now tonight is tonight so that tomorrow will be tomorrow because i have wanted it to be tomorrow since the day before the day before yesterday and all i have to do is go to sleep and tomorrow it will be ( Read more... )

so today i was riding my bike home from work and i pulled up next to the red bull car at a stop light and i was like "hey do you guys have red bull?" and they gave me one ( Read more... )

good news all around ( Read more... )

i don't know why i feel like writing a current life situation summary entry in here, but i do ( Read more... )

okay, i just have to post this.

tonight i learned to do through-the-frame one footed skids as well as to skid while riding on one side of the bike (rather than straddling it like normal).

i'm sure no one cares, i just needed to get that out there.