wow. i'm a very convoluted drunk. it takes me a very long time to say nearly nothing at all, but for some inexplicable reason, i seem very interesting to myself. is it just me, or is it just me?

god, i hope not. i'm really banking on the assumption that someone finds me worthwhile during these periods of time.

it seems that it's been confirmed: asian people have no souls.

hopefully that doesn't mean there isn't a place for them to fucking burn.

[okay, so i don't really despise asian people. just asian person.]

in my continued, and impotent, efforts to draw traffic to my blog, i bring you this link. my motives are mysterious, even to me, but my volition is unrelenting. (well, perhaps not. i suppose if that were true i would actually write in the damn thing). i do seem to be experiencing some problems with the layout, or a problem, as it were, in that ( Read more... )

my girlfriend left me and i was very depressed for a very long time and i drank my body weight in jack daniels everynight, but then it occurred to me that you can't get down. you gotta let it go. you can't get bitter. you have to look on the bright side, you have to, there's no other way, and that's all you've got. so i think it's actually a good ( Read more... )

( justifiable apprehension )

my phone rings. i answer it. i say hello ( Read more... )

i got a letter in the mail, which is kind of unusual. the address was written out in pen. i never get letters. i didn't really recognize who it was from. i opened it. it was a card from an aunt and uncle that i rarely ever see. that was when i remembered that it's almost my birthday. holy shit.

anyhow, new blog up. you should check it out:

What a dichotomy of nights. Thankfully tonight happened tonight.

I slept with a mixed drink in my hair Friday night. I didn't care much, but the next day it felt like I used an entire bottle of gel in my hair.

new blog:

http://army-of-muskrats.blogspot.com/