Kissing Hanks Ass...

This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:

John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."

Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss ( Read more... )

The Music Thingee where you thing with the music.

The story of my life is:
'Thoughts of a Dying Athiest' -Muse
(seems somewhat appropriate...)

When I'm drunk I say:
'Parabola' -Tool
(it's true, I do say that.)

My parents are like the song:
'Thor' -Manowar
("Thor the mighty, Thor the brave, crush the infidels in your way". Yes, that sounds ( Read more... )

I'm going to skip the pleasantries and just say yes, I have been reading bash again. I'm up to 63 pages since Saturday. Just shut up, will you?

When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie that's amor'e......... When you're hit by a jug in a South Auckland pub....... that's a mao'ri

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Yes. I have been packing. That means I return soon! But it's hard. I have bought too much stuff. Lord knows why my parents thought it would be a good idea to give me a credit card. You'd think they'd know what would happen. If I'd saved for it myself then I wouldn't have had any problems. I would have had €50 for the two months and be done ( Read more... )

For some reason I've become really insulting towards Texas these days. America too, but namely Texas. It's just so simple.
Dobe: GOD, THIS GUY IS FUCKING DUMB!
Me: Who? You'll have to be more specific; you live in America.
Then we chuckled.
Anyway, updates. It snowed overnight. It was so pretty when I woke up this morning. I started at 10 which meant I ( Read more... )

Does anyone know who is currently in possession of my Leaver's hoodie and yearbook?

There's a post on bash.org that says something about this guy whocan't wait for his food, so when he makes something in the microwave, he grabs a bag of chips. I realised today that Fabienne and I could totally beat him. She was making something in the oven and turned to me and said, 'It'll be about ten minutes, do you want a slice of pizza?' I ( Read more... )

The horrible thing about insomnia is that despite the fact that I'm so friggin tired, over the past two weeks my average is no more than 6 hours sleep in one night.
The cool thing is my score on Tetris has never been higher.