i swear, you'd think i was 14 years old

ok fucking dave mirra is the host of the inferno what the fuck...at least its not johnny mosely again

friday = 2 flat tires and bent ass rims thanks to fucking oltorf...which means no car till monday

saturday = seeing a boyd yearbook from 1999...not only were kyle michael austin david and brittany in there but an 8th grade joseph and a 7th grade patrick made an appearance also

this weekend so far...suckass with a smile

man fuck you vh1's 100 hottest hotties....fucking beyonce...seriously

so hey um...how was your night???
oh really...thats nice...yeah cool...

but i bet you didnt witness a high speed chase did you??
oh thats too bad...

CAUSE I DID!!

SUCKA

i guess im just on some sort of posting spree...and all as of late have been pointless so i apologize...but anyway...i think that it would be awesome to have a really cool friend with insomnia so that whenever its 4am and im awake and full of energy i could call em up and go tear shit up...right...i dont think im capable of tearing shit up...but ( Read more... )

my room smells like perfume and i dont wear fucking perfume.....what is this madness?!?!?!

oh and i know im gonna get replies like "yea its from when i was fucking some slut in there while you were away!"

bastards

its friday...more like tuesday...itsfuckingtwothousandfour...i dunno feels like anyother day to me

wow...this was a really fun weekend...seriously...now theres an empty house and all i want is to pass out but alas...im off to the valley...my shoulders hurt and so does my brain...old friends, new friends...rad

if you were engaged to someone would you dump them and marry someone you didnt know because their father said he'd give you one million dollars?

well cory didnt...

in other news...ok so there is no other news