I love Turtles

[toon_master1]

There is a turtle crossing sign on the road to my new home in Domino. I've pondered the oddity of this for some days now and have yet to come to a conclusion as to why we need a turtle crossing sign.

Comments

[tothedust]

Mmm? People slow down for turtles? What do you people drive?

[toon_master1]

Yes of course we slow down and break for turtles! I'd certainly hope for the same courtesy from them if they were the ones driving limos about town.

[danceanzudance]

Huh...that's fascinating as I've never experienced anything like that at all.

Of course, turtle crossings aren't any more unusual than when I was studying in America and I'd see the regular roadkill of possum's, squirrels and such as this.

I would have to say the most unusual thing I've ever experienced is geese crossing the road...with their children.

[deadly_emerald]

*laughs* Why is that so fascinating to you? That's not the most unusal thing to see; it's no more unusual than seeing an Ox crossing or anything like that, pfft. That's minor.

...and now I can no longer ever eat that candy again. Thank you. Thank you ever so much...

[lord_of_egypt]

Your life or your head must be terribly empty to dedicate such a massive diatribe about a fucking turtle crossing sign. Aren't you some kind of CEO? Who needs to, you know, work?

[danceanzudance]

Malik! That's not nice...and what are you doing saying such things?!

[lord_of_egypt]

Hmm? He's saying that he's been pondering for days about some kind of sign in the city. Who in the hell has so much time in his hands to go ponder for days and then writing up a massive wall o'text about a turtle crossing sign?

[Private between Otogi, Anzu and Malik]

[deadly_emerald]

This is actually normal for him to do things like this. Ok, listen to this you guys...there was this one time when we were in a conference, and one minute we're talking about my newest expansion, next thing I know he's off talking about hot dog packages and hot dogs! I didn't know whether to laugh or just bang my head on the desk....