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alcohol really is a social lubriacant. suddenly people you never knew before become your friend over a drink. you can say "hey remember that time we drank a pint, hurtled a mongoose and blacklisted a monkey?" yes, the alcohol bond is like none other. this is for all my straight edge friends out there ( Read more... )

yesterday evening kelly and i met ben, holly and others at st. james's park. with a wonderful view of buckingham palace we got drunk on a hill. at one point the ducks and pigeons started to attack us. ben told me that he once pissed on the gates of buckingham palace. didn't ozzy osbourne get kicked out of texas for ten years for peeing on the ( Read more... )

xine left today. it didn't feel like she was here for two weeks. i leave in ten days. it seems very odd indeed. now i just get to wander about london and party. there were lots of horrible people on the trains today. i can't have wrinkly old lady boobs. i won't let myself. i see lots of plastic surgery in my future.

why do people want to point out my faults? it's like everyone thinks i am some cocky ass that needs to be taught a lesson. even people who know me well surprise me with this now and then.

i had to put out a fire today in my flat. that's right. my grill was a-blaze. craziness . . . i know it was a grease fire caused by stupid flatmates and then i had to put it out with the fire extinguisher. then i had to talk to the fire brigade. all of them talked to my belly button, which i thought was very weird. perhaps i have a suspicious ( Read more... )

today i tried to dye my eyelashes black. it didn't work. it made my eyes burn and feel goopy. i hate having blonde eyelashes.

for those who didn't know, i am the biggest retard ever. i studied for the wrong exam. it turned out that my immunology exam was today not tomorrow. i did poorly. i shall be surprised if i pass. good thing i don't need that course ( Read more... )

so yeah what the fuck . . . my next door neighbor comes in a dumps a bunch of her trash in our kitchen. did she think that it wasn't bad enough having seven people living here who do not give a shit about the condition of that kitchen? i founc pizza crust on the floor today! it smells so bad. it makes me want to vomit. no one cares anymore now ( Read more... )

also my journal has mysteriously changed color. live journal is weird but i kind of like the new color scheme.