robert smith no longer fat:


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community cohesion are safe as fuck, they make sure nobody is mean to people in a racist way, or uh, tips a cripple out of a wheelchair. HOW? so say some punk with a baseball cap and no shirt decides to make his mother proud and starts jazzing all over an indian. sonofabitch! sensers floating in the air monitor the patterns of his speech, the ( Read more... )

from nme.com:

LONDON, where the NME’s offices are, has been hit by a series of blasts this morning (July 7).

While all of NME’s staff are believed to be unharmed, today’s events will mean there will be limited updates on NME.COM.

fuck the staff. HOW'S DOHERTY? IS DOHERTY DEAD? oh no. he's in france. phew.

why do all the brothers hang outside kentucky friend chicken in brixton, trying to sell flustered white folk weed? are they not aware of the awful racial stereotypes propagated by 'the man'?

how gay is the isle of wight festival? PRETTY GAY. it beats the V festival like a violent hate crime. i saw a man returning his dinner to a greasy burger van whilst being all, "you haven't cut the rind off this bacon. it's disgusting, how do you expect me to eat this?" DUDE! what do you expect out of a guy shifting fried food in an audi? every loo ( Read more... )

so my eBay dispute has ended. their mum died and i'm going to get a free gift. somehow that doesn't seem right.

my eBay dispute is over a $54.28 payment but i am demanding $250 compensation. YEAH. I BET THEY REPLY TO MY EMAILS NOW. these fucking downs people should not be allowed online, it is like webtv all over again...

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i thought elton john was famous for being a bescpecled homosexual. little did i know he came STRAPPED WITH TUNES. do not worry though, i am downloading that shit for free. i do not want to catch aids from his royalties.

splish splosh, today is all wet. so i am flexing to work like a fucking JEDI in the rain on couruscant when BOOM, i am accosted from behind by a lady on a bicycle. since i am all strong in the force, she goes DOWN (in something less than a blaze of glory). being a mad gent i stop to check she is okay, trying not to laugh or anything since people ( Read more... )