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[topaintroses]

Hah! Let me teach you a few things, city!

HOW TO BE GREAT LIKE ALICE B RABBIT
not that anyone can really be as magnificent as me even after this, but I'll allow you to come close to that.

I: Turn Chains into meat gravy! Those monsters will stay down after a good pounding or two. Only chickens run from them, so don't be a chicken.
II: Eat lots

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[knaveswitness]

Don't be a what, now?

Don't be a kind and generous supporter to ungrateful beneficiaries?

[topaintroses]

...

Did you just call yourself kind and generous?

[knaveswitness]

I do believe I did.

[topaintroses]

[ ....so, so unnerved. ]

You're plotting something terrible right now, aren't you?

[sparkling_by]

Ahhhh - young Madam, I'm sure in your deep delicacy, beauty and nobility, you.... ummmm... you fainted... and thus... your elbow, falling on the keyboard.... and twitching... very much... came up with these statements, which, of course, you don't personally endorse!

[child_radical]

...and too much meat leads to blocked colons and the development of cancer.

[elegantcontract]

So that's how it's done, then.

[pharles_at_life]

Very informative!