Entry Seven

[tophatxmonocle]

 Well, the shrinking effect wore off without me getting murdered. I won't go into what kind of things I had to do to hide properly. I thank all the gods that anyone ever believed in that I'm so flexible. Reminds me of the bucket incident back home.

Don't ask.

I'm getting this nervous twitch, though, in my spine, as if something's going to happen.

Comments

[weasel_of_doom]

I do not know If I should be happy or afraid that you will be cooking.

Ah...you do seem to be quite frightened by Sasori-San. Do not let him see that you are afraid or he will use your fear to his advantadge.

[tophatxmonocle]

I'm actually pretty good. I've been cooking for bout ten years now. Had to help out my mom a lot.

And, nah, he doesn't scare me so much anymore. *shrug*

(*pokepoke* I'm still oooon, Ita-muuuun.)

[weasel_of_doom]

Hmm...I have not had good cooking for quite a while. What are you especially good at cooking?

Hmmm...most say that until they see Sasori-San again. He has an odd way about him.

((I Know but my trillian is being gay as heck.D: Everytime I try to reply it says I am offline and I KNOW im not.D:))

[tophatxmonocle]

Depends on what ingrediants I have. I might not be willing to stand around a kitchen for two days preparing something gormet (sp? geh), but I can do pretty well. Anything in particular you'd be interested in?

Sasori-san isn't very mature with his anger. I lost most of my respect for his evil homicidal side. 'Sides, I see him everyday. Or, hear him if he doesn't come out of his room.

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[hyuugaxdirges]

If I'm not dead by then, I'll go.

[tophatxmonocle]

O____O Why would you be dead???

[hyuugaxdirges]

I don't think he's going to carry through, but Sasori ripping me apart would just about do it.

[tophatxmonocle]

Oh. *waves hand* Don't worry. If that guy hasn't killed me yet, me, of all people, then you should be fine.

[tophatxmonocle]

*wide grin* Kuroba Kaito, professional magician.

And you?

[tophatxmonocle]

Nice to meet you too, Tobi-san.

Ne, Akatsuki, you worked with Sasori? oO

[1_lucky_sensei]

I don't think we've met yet. I'm Iruka.

And a party sounds like a good idea. Want some help?

[tophatxmonocle]

Nice to meet you, Iruka-san. Kaito. ^__^

Aa. It seems that people are actually wanting to come. XD Maybe a little, if you don't mind coming early.

[eternalparadox1]

You're not good enough to get murdered. Don't flatter yourself.

What bucket incident? Hm.

You know, it's a hundred and one times safer and politer to ask than to sneak in. Can't have any part of you messed up can I?

Nice kitty. Maybe I'd teach him some tricks!

Ah, no worries. By all means invite the world if you wish. I'm fairly interested in meeting others too.

[tophatxmonocle]

I think I should be relieved. Would you mind telling that back to the loons back home?

The only thing I'm going to tell you is that it involved my dad, a bucket, and an injured dove.

The only reason I haven't asked is because you'd want to demonstrate me. But I've never known anyone who can make wooden puppets. Or whatever else you use when you don't have a healthy supply of dead people. It's interesting.

If you even TRY to teach him that I'm a toy, I will hurt you. Oh, and he can't go into your room. In fact, don't even go near him. No cat puppets for you plskthx.

Glad I have your consent then. Now you can't complain if it gets loud.

[eternalparadox1]

I can't help it that you get on people's nerves that easily.

Don't make me guess, Kaito-san.

PLEASE. That is absurd. Whatever put that sick idea into your head hm? Oh these aren't just 'wooden puppets'. They're not ordinary. Please refrain from insulting thank you very much.

...healthy supply sounds...hm. I use materials obviously.

For God's sake sometimes I think you can read my mind. Can't touch me!
He won't get into my room. I will go to it. Ah those are ridiculously useless.

No problem, I'd just bomb down the house if it happens.

[tophatxmonocle]

And I can't help that people are just so easy to annoy.

You don't have to guess. Just don't think about it.

Is everything I say about your puppets an insult? I could say they were the most amazing things on Earth and you would be insulted.

*groan* Leave Arashi alone. It'd be too much effort for you.

Don't worry. You can pay for damages. Besides, by that time I'd think we'd've all noticed you moving your stuff out. You wouldn't dare burn your own crap.