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[topher_marlowe]

I... I... didn't win.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, IT JUST PROVES THAT EVERYONE HERE IS A MOUTH-BREATHING TOTALLY WORTHLESS HUSK OF FLESH.

Wow, I hope you're all happy WITH STUPID CHAUCER WHO CAN'T EVEN SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT HAVE THE TIME.

Go you, STUDENT BODY, GO YOU.

OBVIOUSLY THIS BODY OF STUDENTS IS MORE DISEASED THAN I THOUGHT.

I HATE YOU ALL.

Comments

[beatrix_potter]

I voted for you. *teardrop*You didn't plan to ban coffee thermoses of alcohol did you?

[topher_marlowe]

THERE ARE COFFEE THERMOSES FULL OF ALCOHOL!!!!!!????????

[beatrix_potter]

No, only half full. You need a little coffee to flavour the alcohol.

[__shakespeare]

Where are these thermoses and why haven't I heard of this before? Because that, my dear, is a wonderful idea.

[charlotte_b]

You mean just like how you can't spell "half"?

[burning_blake]

Charlotte! What's got into you?

[topher_marlowe]

Obviously some illegal substances. And have is a form of half. neener.

[charlotte_b]

The fact that it happened in the same sentence where he was making fun of Chaucer's spelling.

[will_wordsworth]

You even hate Samuel and I, the two people who tried to get you elected? Go figure.

[topher_marlowe]

... Well, there are exceptions to the hate.

[jim_uncooped]

I tried too!

I think Chaucer cheated. He probably stuffed the ballots.

[eliza_phelp]

I lost too, you moron! But at least my platform wasn't "Anyone who doesn't vote for me is A FASCIST!" and "I HATE YOU ALL!"

No, it was a moderate, "Vote for me, or I kill you, bitch."

Sheesh. People prefer cheerleaders to psychopaths. What the fuck?

[topher_marlowe]

.... I AM A CHEERLEADER.

How is "Vote for me or I'll kill you" not a facist arguement?

[burning_blake]

You do have a point there.

[beatrix_potter]

I'd call it a fascist argument rather than a facist arguement.

[__shakespeare]

Shut up, Marlowe. Even I voted for you.

Though I'm not quite sure why...

[topher_marlowe]

BECAUSE SECRETLY YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT AND YOU CAN'T STOP SURPRESSING IT