In another universe

[torapines]

In another universe, I am the proprietor of a bar and lounge that caters to working women. It is called The Sloppy Topknot.

The music is really good and never too loud except on Too Loud Tuesdays, when we play Van Halen and Bon Jovi all night starting at 9. (earplugs available at the bar) We serve alcohol and chocolate and coffee and the salads are

Comments

[hilhas1]

I am a regular at The Sloppy Topknot!!!

[torapines]

Sweet! I'll start a tab. Did I mention we have excellent, sound proof, onsite day care, AND courtesy cabs?

[sinwi]

I'm in!!!!

[kookamess]

I work at a pawn shop called, "Mean Pawn." My friend Margo works the jewelry counter. We're mean but in a fun and delightful way.

[torapines]

I will state right here, anyone who comes into the Sloppy Topknot with a ticket from Mean Pawn and a really good story gets a free drink.

(Extra drinks for the most interesting objects pawned.)