In light of recent events, and in celebration of a new relationsship that gives me the freedom to express my true feelings, I have gone back and put EVERY ONE of my live journal entries as public.  No holding back, my friends.  Everything I've ever written on LJ is fair game.  So fix a cocktail, scroll down, and read all the juicy entries you have ( Read more... )

The word of the day is: manslut.  As in, "OMG, that boy is such a manslut.  He slept with me AND my roommate!"  It's a funny word.  And there sure are plenty of them around LSU.  Some of them are in fraternities.  Some of them can be found lurking at Bogie's.  You might even find yourself sleeping next to one.  Keep your purses and vaginas closed, ( Read more... )

Haha, so there's a new catastrophic hurricane, determined to hit Houston.  LO fuckin L.  Hurricanes must be pretty vogue.  Hey, maybe there's a special hurricane out to destroy every city I've ever called home.  Maybe a hurricane will hit Oklahoma.  Do they ever hit EUROPE???  Thanks, mother nature.

And it seems I may be moving to Baltimore.  I ( Read more... )

Haven't updated in like 5 years.  Sorrrrry.  New boyfriend.  Still have my job.  And I will be traveling lots.  How fabulous!  When I have 2 good hours to write, I will, damnit, Josh Ireland.  I'm sorry I have let you down, again.  I used to be so vocal.  Your girlfriend is hott, btw.   

What do you say to someone who has lost their home?

Sigh. Bethany Sarah Thornton is getting married this morning. I completely approve of her fiance. I still can't believe it.

I've made it "home" to Knoxville.

The drive to Memphis was very long and I almost fell asleep.. I was more than a little bit tired from the night before!  Kim's lingerie shower was so much fun.  Stephanie and I made her a penis cake!!  It was strawberry flavored.  Kim got some beautiful lingerie, which she is soo excited about wearing.  She got a ( Read more... )

Oh Josh Ireland, I will be updating soon, I promise.  It's been a crazy week plus a crazy weekend.  When I get "home" to Knoxville, I'll have literally at least 2 weeks to brood and be bored and upload & update everything.  Maybe I should even look for a job in New Orlenas.  Perhaps.

Can't believe my Kimberley Deaux is a wife.  Crazy!!!  Bethany ( Read more... )

Since I've been going out every night for the past month (except for the week in Florida), I have really been revisiting my sophomore year beer-goggle drama days.  I have a new story every morning.  I see the same people out, wherever I go.  I am a "regular" again.  I get 4 hours of sleep or less every night.  I love it.  I'm taking this feeling ( Read more... )

My timing has been so bad lately that I am thinking of joining the "Bad Timing" group on facebook.  I almost had it last night.  I almost had the guy I wanted.  He's one of my friends, he's hott, he's tall, he's a Teke, he's younger than me (always a plus, LOL), and he finally showed interest in me last night.  We danced and played at the bar and ( Read more... )