URGENT BULLETIN: According to shamans in Thailand, you can carry your soul in a paper ball. Go Thailand ( Read more... )

As luck would have it turtledoves, my ears have fallen off. I know it sounds like an irritating ordeal, but it has opened my other senses to KARAZAY new things. Did you know your eyes can shoot lasers? well they can dudes, they can. Wherever there's a will there's a way, and if your will is shooting lasers from your corneas, give it your all, give ( Read more... )

Hidey ho neighborinos, I see you've come to visit once again. There are many things that go through my mind each day, and it would be untruthful to say that at least 20% weren't ideas for new TV shows. In some ways, it's as if there is a tiny legion of aliens who have crafted shoddy, inane shows based off interstellar glimpses of I Love Lucy and ( Read more... )

Ok duders, I know you think I'm a space creature with 6 tentacles, but I've got to come clean. I have 4 tentacles and an auxillary antenna, not 6 tentacles. I can tell you're dissapointd, but fear not young ones! I have enclosed in my pantaloons an update on my daily life. The events described herein will shock and amaze you, and if you are ( Read more... )

Sorry about that last update folks, I don't think I fully fleshed out my somewhat racial intolerant post enough. To compensate, I made this:


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Welcome crustbabies, now that you're here I can start to outline my grand plan to rid this planet of those terrible creatures that plague our every thought. It's as if these monstrous behemoths of pure, delicious madness have infested our very skull and lain eggs that contain radiation-emitting, acid-spitting crocodiles. It's like that because that ( Read more... )

Yeah, right like I'd have a livejournal. April fools, G.