When God forged mankind from clay, He knew that they would be endlessly plagued with wars, famine, and almost insurmountable hardship. That is why he invented cookies ( Read more... )

Torie, your subconscious mind is driven most by Curiosity ( Read more... )

I just discovered that I am one of those people that other people think are amusing. They watch me and talk about me with their friends in their carpool, all too familiar for Victoria, and Trini, and me. We watch people we don't even know, give them names, and talk about what funny or crazy or stupid things we've seen them do. When did I become one ( Read more... )

As a testament to human stupidity, I demand go all watch this right now.

Oliver is so crazy. After a sneak attack to retrieve Leo's hat, we got in a mad struggle. I may be little, but I have a death grip, so Oliver couldn't get the hat away from me. So you know what he says to discourage my continued resistance? "If you don't give me the hat, I will drug you, tie you up, and do unimaginable things to you." I was just ( Read more... )

LJ Friends Meme by coolerq
• You must tell 42 people about this game.
• Joe is the one that you love.
• Ryan is one you like but can't work out.
• You care most about Holly.
• Leo is the one who knows you very well.
• Shaquloya is your lucky star.
• Experimental Film is the song that matches with Joe.
• I Just Don't Know What to do with Myself is the song for ( Read more... )

I was never a big fan of the step in party planning where you actually invite people. Unfortunatly, Tiesh insists upon it. So everyone, my house tomorrow, from 3 o'clock to the first blush of morning. Bring a bathing suit and a risible spirit. Be prepared for a glorious gala, a fiery fete, and a sensational soiree. Be there or be trapezoidal.

Right, tap was awesome today. We are starting to learn our dance! Ricky has been feeling exceedingly unmasculine in a class full of dancing girls, so our recital is going to incorporate... get ready... pimp canes. I should join the Distinguished Gentlemen. I'm krunk dog. Oh, I learned a new word today. Did you see that leaflet in the paper for the ( Read more... )

I just ate the weirdest muffin in the history of time. I was feeling a little peckish, so mom headed down to Perkins, which is about 5 seconds from my house. She called to tell me the muffin selections because I swear, they must have 300 kinds of muffins there. It's like a muffin emporium. But anyway, I decide on a "Berries N' Creme" muffin. I ( Read more... )

I feel like jumping up and down. In fact, I think I will, right now. Please excuse me. Okay. I feel slightly better now. Did you know that typing while standing up is exceedingly weird? Because it is ( Read more... )