Umm...help?

[tornprinceharry]

The resident Slytherin Minions are being a bit odd...they want to cuddle with me. Both of them. Now, I'm not the smallest guy in the world, but honestly! They'd crush me! Not to mention the fact that I'd rather cuddle with someone else. Perhaps the resident Slytherin Leader could encourage them to cuddle with each other and thus solve my

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[shoseamus]

Harry, mate, I totally owe you one. Make that two for keeping me on Gin's good side. Mocktini for your trouble?

[luv_a_thug]

Harry, I thought you were my friend.
*sobs*
*hides in Zabini's bed to see if he's lucky*

[tornprinceharry]

I am your friend, Crabbe. I just told you I was. But you two are very...strong. Yeah. Stronger than me. So you two should cuddle together, and I should cuddle with someone closer to my size. See?

[thug_a_luv]

You think we're strong, Harry? You're so nice! You always say such nice things! I'm going to pet you!

[slytherindaphne]

Now Crabbe. You may not hide in my boyfriend's bed. He's mine and I don't share well.

[shoseamus]

Mate, I totally owe you one!! Two since keeping me away from him keeps Gin happy, too. Mocktini for your trouble?

[tornprinceharry]

Good, I might need your help with something soon. And, er, no thanks, I think I've had enough to drink this week...

[shoseamus]

No, a MOCKtini, mate. No alcohol, I promise. It's a non-alcoholic martini that my muggle american relatives taught me how to make when they did their holiday with us this summer.

[tornprinceharry]

Oh. Well. In that case, bring it on.

[crimson_keeper]

Why are you with them anyway, Harry? Inter-house unity and all that? *rolls eyes* Seriously, Harry what's up with you lately?

[tornprinceharry]

Er, yes. Dumbledore asked me to. You know, so that maybe they'll...not help out Voldemort...or something.

Hey! You told Goyle you'd be his friend too, you know. The whole turkiscuit thing. Oh, did you know they came up with another one? A turduckolate, I think it's called.

[crimson_keeper]

Right. You're a horrible liar, you know that? I know there is something you're not telling me. I thought I was your best mate. If you don't want to be anymore, I wish you'd just come right out and tell me. And none of this "I'm fine." or "You don't want to know." business because I'm not buying it. You're not fine and I do want to know!

And the thing with Goyle..that was a joke, Harry.

[tornprinceharry]

I am too fine! I am more than fine! And how could you think I don't want to be your best friend anymore? That hurts, Ron.

I'm not lying, you know, Dumbledore does want us to get along with everyone, interhouse unity and all that. I'm just trying to be the bigger person, here.

And I wouldn't tell him that it was a joke, apparently he has a tendency to crush things that make him sad...

[glower_power1]

I wonder, was perverse thoughts among the things that are not allowed? Not that I'm having them right now. Of course not...

[tornprinceharry]

No perverse thoughts about me. Or the son of your 'partner'. Very inappropriate, remember?

[glower_power1]

What if the thoughts emerge from my subconscious without my knowledge? You can't honestly expect me to be able to control my subconscious urges. And Lucius is not my partner. We've been over this before. He is my bitch.

[tornprinceharry]

Fine then. None in my presence. Feel inappropriate all you want in private. And so sorry, you're bitch's son then.