Sitting in the basement of my parents’ Cape Cod home, playing a game of pool with Justin-chomping on a cigar-while listening to Charles Mingus, thinking that if only my balls would behave how much nicer life would be. Pun intended. Metaphor intended. Entendu. I am made metaphysically ill by the idea of my gal with other men. I mean, really-MY ( Read more... )

PeteGallosSN (1:27:58 AM): let me skip ahead to the next song I plan on listening to. Neutral Milk Hotel. Holland 1945 ( Read more... )

Didn't sleep last night, instead I got tight on adderall and cleaned my room and craved cigarettes. Popped out my air conditioner and dropped it due to moisture. It fell out my window, lucky me I'm on the first floor. Throwing on a robe, I went to go retrieve the air conditioner, but was greeting with a plank of rusty nails in my foot. My dad ( Read more... )

The night ended with two shots of vodka and seven or eight beers and a puddle of vomit from that mixed with some bad Sushi. The next day began with me waking up and watching the three stooges, then vomiting seven or eight times, more like three or four, truly, and my head feeling like someone was crushing it in a vice (just the back of it, though ( Read more... )

Dear Attractive Girl I Work With (did I mention I'm lonely), Okay, so that wasn't included in the letter, but it should have been....This is in it's original drunken form with my phone number edited out ( Read more... )

This was…however many days ago. I couldn’t tell you. Plenty but not enough ( Read more... )

It seems, to me, that no matter how hard I try to actually have these meaningless "fucks", they never happen due to some moral conundrum somewhere in what's left of that thinking/conscience having part of my brain. In all honesty, after counting through the six girls and analyzing...only 1 really meaningless fuck, and that one really did suck, ( Read more... )

Some recipes may call for a dash of Lysol ( Read more... )

LET IT BE WELL NOTED THAT THE NAMES OF THESE INDIVIDUALS HAVE BEEN CHANGED AT THE REQUEST OF A FEW OF THEM ( Read more... )