I didn't know it would be quite like that. You just talk to someone and then suddenly you're supposed to be friends? I'm not complaining. Has anyone not met their new inmate before? Was anyone friends with their inmate before? Am I the standard model or is this a new thing?

[Private to Crane]Doctor Jonathan Crane ( Read more... )

What is this place? Let's start with the name. “The Barge?” Who calls a barge “The Barge?” How unoriginal is that? It's like the way people name fish. The lighting is terrible, the dining room looks like a school lunchroom, and the pub doesn't even have a trained bartender. I have to mix my own drinks to get something that doesn't taste like vodka ( Read more... )