*sneaks quietly and invisibly into the Great Hall*

!!!!!!FOOOOOD FIGHT!!!!

*throws fistfuls of Shephard's pie at random people*

 HELLOOOOO!

Peevesy is bored.

OH DELARMY! 
MR BARMY
WHO NEVER IS
VERY CARMLY

SEND YOUR FAT WIFEY KISSES DELARMY! FROM PEEVESY!

AND TELL HER TO LOSE WEIGHT OF PEEVESY WILL USE HER LIKE A BOUNCEY BALL!!!!!!!

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*sneaks up behind random people in the corridors*

BOO!!!!

 Guess what's great about the Holidays!

PEEVESY CAN DANCE NAKEEEED!!!!

 PEEVESY FOUND A DEMON CAT!

IT'S FLITWANK REINCARNATED!!!!


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PEEVESY LIKES MUD.

*pours mud down the marble staircase*

PEEEVESY IS BORED.

BOREDMAN IS BORING. and his ickle bandy sucks.

DELARMY HAS BEEN USING THE POTIONS CUPBOARD AGAIN. THERE'S AN AWFUL SMELLY. HIS UGLY WIFEY IS ON THE RAMPAGE. ALL HANDS TO THE GAS MASKS.

FLITICUS-WITICUS IS GRUMPY AGAIN. PEEVESY WANTS TO GIVE HIM A HUG. BUT HE CASTS NASTY SPELLSIES.

DOLOHOV IS GAY.

That is all. Classy dismiss-ed.

HAS ANYONE ELSE GOT TIRED OF THE BORING OLD HOGWARTS LOOK?

*recolours all the houses, ie Slytherin becomes pink, Ravenclaw a sickly mustard puke, Gryffindor becomes luminous green and Hufflepuff becomes brown*

SAY CHEESE!!!!

*Jumps around shrieking manically and snapping pictures of people in the shower*

Peevesy found a cat.

Peevesy doesn't like cats.

They make her SNEEZEY.

Drink up Kitty!!


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