Here I go. Incommunicado until Sunday, save for the cell.

Now, before I post this link, I want everyone to promise me you won't give this guy any money. Right? Right? Okay. Here goes.

www.savetoby.com

The guy's a fuckin' nutjob, but he's got thirteen thousand dollars out of it so far. Thirteen thousand dollars. Thats ridiculous.

Funny story. I got the battery and exhaust manifold changed in my Jeep on Friday. When I get home, I pop the hood to admire the shiny new battery. Guess what's there? THE OLD PIECE OF SHIT DIEHARD.

Come 7am, there will be hell to pay. Hell. To. Pay.

T-minus two days until my return to Hartwick.

Also, thanks to the Bullman's ever-vigilant monitoring of the news media, we have this little gem:

IN THE NEWS

God save the Queen.

That is all.

http://www.precisionaccidents.com/

I wish I'd known about this sooner. I wish Aidan was still in the city, so there'd be someone equally crazy to do this with me. I wish the drinking age was 18. I wish I had a million dollars.

New tires on the Jeep, at least.

As of today, my suspension from Hartwick is lifted. Will be back in time for the spring semester.

Anyone in Smith want/need a new roomate?

I got a 41. Just barely qualifying as Experienced... but honestly you can't get buff status on this test if you're not ALS. It's not possible.

http://www.thelunatick.com/ems/ems_buff_test.htm

So a dude comes into the store yesterday, with a bag full of RG-6 cable and splitters, and dumps it all out on the counter. Says he bought it last night, etc, etc, and wants to return it. We ask what was wrong with it, and he points out that although the package says RG-6 cable, the cable itself is RG-59 (A thinner, lower bandwith wire ( Read more... )

I hate the snow.

I hate the winter.

I want it to be July again.

I really, really, really strongly dislike when two people know something should be done but one can't bring themselves do to it and the other isn't allowed to until the first one does.

Also, Pulp Fiction reaffirmed its truth tonight. Uncomfortable silences, ho.