Cruise itinerary set! Two months and I'm gone, motherfuckers.

Hi, Larry Williams. You have a tail of toilet paper hanging out of the back of your pants and I'm not going to tell you it's there. Love, me.

Today in Hollywood a stylist died.


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www.dlisted.com my favorite website in the history of time (seriously, I would do sexy times with the oh so gay Michael K) brought up an excellent point today.


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Friday 4:00 am CST: Left for the airport way too early in the damn morning. Uuughhhh ( Read more... )

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