Fuck girls. It's trite and its repetitive, but fuck 'em. Isn't it weird how you can have your shit together and be really content-happy even-for like a month and then one day feel really alone and alienated? I've dedicated my entire summer to stand up comedy. I am in a club everynight trying to get a jumpstart on my future. In doing so I have ( Read more... )

So gay, but surprisingly accurate.

How to make a totallyrufus
Ingredients:

1 part success

1 part brilliance

5 parts ego
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I did it. I made it to the finals of houstons funniest person contest. First place is 1500 bucks and 3 weeks of out of state comedy work. Thanks to all of you who came out, if any of you in fact did come out. And for those that didn't, you're invited to the finals july 6th at the laff stop.

Cloud 9 like a motherfucka.....

I'm 19 for 5 more hours (europe time). Yep, 4/20...mah burthday. It's funny how old you feel every birthday. I think back to how old I felt on my 15th birthday, because I was finally the age of the kids on that canadian teen soap opera "Fifteen" on Nickelodeon. And now I realize what a jackass I was when I was 15...and in 5 years I'll realize what ( Read more... )

I wanted to write an entry but am lazy, so here is a short story I wrote for writing class. Enjoy, or don't ( Read more... )

My birthday's in 8 days...yea yeah...4/20...woo fuckin hoo you yippy dippy stoners. write me an email or send me a hamster ( Read more... )

I just wrote a disgustingly long update and unburdened my soul and these fucking dutch wooden computers shut off before I could send it. So I just stabbed myself in the cheek and refuse to write another one.

eurail bathrooms. im engaged.

Well, here I am the land, of tiny cars and pot and people not saying excuse me and regulated prostitution. Yep, Europe. Sorry for the neglect everybody. I'm surprised if you are still even reading this after I've put you through so much well..neglect ( Read more... )

I am in europe!!!! WAHHAHHHAHAHA!!! AMSTERDAM WHAT BIATCH!!!!! JAMIE IS GAY!!!!