A Poon With a View

[totalvirility]

Live Journal user elph8 (I have no fucking clue how to do links, so you're going to have to type it into your own browser if you want to see it) wrote a little poll about penis v. vagina- which is better? He wrote his own response (he's straight, but he likes penis- go figure!), articulating it with the acronyms THMP (The Human Male Penis) and

Comments

[klingrap]

Wow. I like vaginas a whole lot, and you just made me seriously re-think my vaginal liking

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[totalvirility]

I think it's the testosterone that gives men their machismo rather than any deep-seated Freudian insecurities

[lapsedmodernist]

a gayfag does not an ancient greek goddess make, my dear.

and also there are plenty of girls who can get off just from being fucked. plenty who can't, that's true, and freud sucks for hierarchizing the quality of orgasms, and the whole "wouldn't it be easier to put the clitoris inside etc." train of thought is so evolutionarily ignorant, that i am wondering if i have managed to impart anything from my time at UCLA to you at all.

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[totalvirility]

Just that horses don't rape each other, or something like that.

Would an in-the-lips clitoris inhibit evolution more than an out-of-the-lips? I don't remember UCLA's position.

[3rdworldcinema]

OMG,

I totally saw A Female Ejaculation video starrinG Annie Sprinkle MY freshmen year at NYU, in this fucked by sociology class entitled Sexual Diversity in Society

My professor reamrked that I look green upon its conclusion; I think it was directed by Roman Polanski

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[totalvirility]

Annie Sprinkle was like Lauren Bacall, compared to these women.
Was she able to ejaculate really far?

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[3rdworldcinema]

yeah, all of them were; there were like 8 women; one named every ejaculation she had, because they were all so special

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[totalvirility]

Oh yeah! Wait, she wasn't the waifish androgyn that I hated so much, was she? Long, thin pointed nose, short short hair, shaved mons, no breasts, visible ribcage, thin lips, disgusting?
In the video *I* saw, she dedicated one of her ejaculations to Miss Sprinkles herself- really, just grunted "This is for Annie Sprin-ungh!" and squirted all over the place. Then she stuffed her little dildo back in her thing-thing and sort of placidly said "Annie taught me to dedicate my ejaculations", as if that was the sort of thing for which she really needed the education.
So what are your feelings on the vagina, fellow fag? Have you ever eaten taco?

[lifenxcess]

Ofcourse the vagina was more popular! Here is an extremity that becomes engorged and ejaculates a highly acidic viscous fluid versus a soft, accessible, gateway. To me there seems to be little question about which is more palatable.

annie sprinkle ruined prog-porn for an entire generation

[constintina]

"(he's straight, but he likes penis- go figure!)"

actually, i already figured that one out long ago. and no, that's not intended as a cheap allusion to non-straightness on the part of said penis-liker. or an expensive one either.

all this prudery and vagina-phobia is pretty funny coming from anyone who enjoys putting their penis inside another penis-possessor's *asshole*. and, unless your sex life is suffering from further...prudence, probably enjoying other intimate activities with assholes as well.

If I only had a penis

[mysteryfood]

Dude, penis all the way.
1) Its easier to clean, operate, and maintain.
2) You can masturbate and aim ( guess you could do that if your vag was shooting loads, but no thanks)
3) Write your name in snow with urine...choke someone on it...poke an eye out...keep it in an ornate sword pouch
I would vote for vagina if you could use it as a weapon, maybe if vaginae could ejaculate ninja stars or some other shit.