My Friends Only Like Shit

Jul 10, 2003 11:49

OK, here's the deal: Do any New Yorkers who might chance to read this Live Journal today want to go to a movie with me tonight ( Read more... )

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totalvirility July 10 2003, 19:07:36 UTC
Um. The movie was really good. And it was Scandanvian, so there were a few really hot Franks in the batch.

Oy.

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totalvirility July 10 2003, 19:20:46 UTC
also, i don't want everyone to think that i am a snob, because someone pointed out that based on this post people might think that i am a snob. i am not. in fact, some of my favorite movies include Dances With Wolves and Tin Cup (shut up, Kevin Costner was formative to my sexual awakening, and he was to yours too, even if you don't admit to it); also, I am very interested in frontier history.

also, to stop kidding around, just so everyone knows, because people have been asking:

my favorite movie is Buffalo 66, hands down. Vincent Gallo created something completely brilliant there. I own it on VHS and DVD.

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lifenxcess July 11 2003, 08:32:25 UTC
Of course he was. I remember when all the little girls where drooling over Kevin Costner and I couldn't figure out what the attraction was at all. It lead me to think "Hm, Ryder, maybe there something just fundamentally different about you." Thus a burgeoning consciousness of my aberrant(?) sexual preferences.

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Re: totalvirility July 11 2003, 08:59:52 UTC
Although he acted in the opposite way for me, supressing my own aberrant sexual preferrences. Please see Anthrochica's subsequent post.

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Re: lifenxcess July 11 2003, 09:24:39 UTC
I saw. I just thought I join in the discussion. I hate to be left out :(

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lapsedmodernist July 10 2003, 19:26:44 UTC
uh, that comment above was by me, not charlie. really ;)
charlie would NEVER admit to liking Dances With Wolves

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Anthrochica is a diseased slut with a big fat pussy that has warts all over it and she drinks totalvirility July 11 2003, 08:08:59 UTC
That one posting? Yeah, I posted something before it on Anthrofuckhead's computer, and apparently I accidentally logged in, so she posted something completely against my sensibility and it's funny! hahahahaha!

Cunt.

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Totalvirility is a confused, impotent troll who only gets turned on by bonzai plants lapsedmodernist July 11 2003, 21:40:12 UTC
oh, totalvirility, it's about time you stopped spying on your mom in the shower and fantasizing that she's me.

i am sorry that you blinded yourself with "science" (studying your cock with Rosy Palm and her five sisters) while watching Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, but maybe if you stopped singing that damn Bryan Adams song under your breath, and saying that it was RYAN Adams if anyone asks, I would stop telling everyone about the Kevin Costner thing.

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oh, Totalvirility! constintina July 12 2003, 04:58:45 UTC
I'm disappointed with you! I thought you'd moved past such infantile scapegoating. your nice friend anthrochica had the forsight to take the fall for your drunken confessional and this is how you repay her? when will you learn that tequila, blackberry brandy and crank are not a good combination? and then to project your own (understandable) self-loathing onto someone who surpasses good samaritan status with this last selfless act...just picture me shaking my head slowly from side to side like the headmaster at the end of cruel intentions after sarah michelle geller's coke cross is dumped out as copies dead sebastian's revealing journal are distributed.

we all have our secrets, totalvirility. and eventually they come out. despite your embarrassment, didn't you feel for a moment as if a weight had been lifted, one you've been bearing for over a decade? it must have been rough...and lonely. didn't it feel good to come clean?

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