Fuck Sleep, Let's Talk!

[totalvirility]

I am very very tired right now, and working for an asshole, and I need to keep awake. So hey all you LJ people who are somehow reading this posting sometime during the day of Friday, August 8. Let's have a conversation! On my Live Journal! To keep me awake, or to keep me throwing a chair through my 50th floor window and following it down with

Comments

[anonymous]

Thank God by the time I got back from lunch we've moved on from lawyers to sex -- a MUCH better topic!
In addition to looking for republicans -- anyone else out there a hetero woman with chick crushes??
Pulga

[anonymous]

Wow. Sorry - that comment made me sound like an ass. I'm leaving now...
Pulga

[totalvirility]

No it didn't; c'mon back! I took a long break, both for lunch and then for dictation, for God's sake, which I don't generally do. Ew, I hate this guy.

Chick crushes? Like, crushes on chicks?
Anthrochica/v. is totally straight, but has the occasional chick crush.
Or do you mean, "Crush held by a chick". There's plenty out there.

Need anything from Upstate?

[nuncstans]

All lawyers love the Catskills. It's, like, a rule. I've already gotten out of trouble a few times by name-dropping Grossinger's, the Concord and the Nevele. So try it. Just be like, BTW, [insert name of decrepit hotel] isn't what it used to be, dontcha think? and their eyes will glaze over with happy memories. Works like a charm. Anyway, I'm off so just call me if you need any souvenirs.

Re: Need anything from Upstate?

[totalvirility]

Are the Catskills those mountains around Ithaca? I always hear them referenced, along with the Berkshires (I'm off for a weekend in the Berkshires, we're going skiing in the Catskills, there was a famine in the Berkshires, we ran from rabid monkeys in the Catskills, etc.), and have never figured out exactly where they are.

Maybe I should feel weird about that, but I'm sort of alarmed by the high percentage of people I know who can't even pinpoint my home state on the map.

[klingrap]

HEY CHARLIE.... want to come see a play with me and BSJ and lifenxcess tonite at 7:30? you know you do....

[totalvirility]

Actually, I think I agreed to go meet Japhy to go see 28 Days Later... again tonight, because it was on my mind.
I'm sure Japhy and Lifenxcess would love to see each other and catch up on old times, though. The stories they can tell!

Um, just not on my LJ.

[totalvirility]

Although, what play is it? Japhy has a date later tonight and had a slight tone of "I may have to flake" to his voice, so I gotta follow up.

[klingrap]

It's called Matt and Ben. It's about Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. It's supposed to be funny. And it's FREE! Come!

[anonymous]

Like a straight chick having crushes on other chicks. Like, um, Jenna Jameson or Angelina Jolie for example...

[totalvirility]

Dude, Anthrochica ("v." on Universal Donor- she is also featured in UD's photo section as the girl who is not attracted to him due to his mustache) totally sweats Angelie Jolie's panties. She wrote this big thing about going to see the new Tomb Raider movie, which meant that she went to see the new Tomb Raider movie, which can only mean that she wants to sleep with Angelina Jolie, because there's no other reason to see it.

But she's still straight.