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[totalvirility]

Story of my blackout: I got stuck in the elevator after a cigarette break. I totally freaked out and smoked a cigarette. They brought the elevator back to the ground floor and I was separated from my bag which was at my desk and had my keys, wallet, toiletries and medications in it. I walked home. I went to Anthrochica and Constantina's and drank

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Zip-A-Dee-Do-Annoyed Grunt

[anonymous]

Awww- puppy bear, what's wrong? Why's Charlie-face all grumpy? Charlie should smile and be happy. Smile an be happy or I'll take a lead pipe to your kneecaps lover.

- J

(thass' Japhy!)

Re: Zip-A-Dee-Do-Annoyed Grunt

[anonymous]

It's early. Please forgive my poor grammar and bad punctuation.

It should read, "Smile and be happy or I'll take a lead pipe to your kneecaps, lover."

I need an editor!

[mysteryfood]

While stuck in the elevator, did you remove your pants like UD would have?

[totalvirility]

No, but I screamed like a little girl, like UD would have.

Japhy cries

[mysteryfood]

Why do you hate me Charlie?

Re: Japhy cries

[totalvirility]

No, princess, who could ever hate you.

[constintina]

dude. blackouts suck. and it never ends--just today at work I was reagalled (reGAILED? how the fuck do you spell that...) with tales of blackout "fun" by co-workers. plus I keep trying to get minutes by wasting time intriguing callers from Texas or the midwest or whatevs with my exciting first-person account of and pontifications on the blackout and THEY DON'T CARE. some jackass from cali was like "oh yeah, I heard about that." I couldn't help but get snippy. No, REALLY? You did? the largest blackout in US history...the news made it's way all the way over to the west coast? and was perhaps your awareness of current events faciliatated in part by your possession of both certain appliances and the required electricity? I hate you.

ok no more blackout talk. I've had it. it didn't even happen as far as I'm concerned.