this is a lot of posting for me now-a-days but...

[tothegallows]

what is it about me that attracts weirdos and pot heads? It's like today all the weird kids decided to have conversations with me. Before Journalism, I was walking up the stairs and I hear this dude talking and I figure he's talking to someone else. No one was up there, so then I figure, "oh he must have been on the phone." Nope, it was in his hand

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[lowest_lane]

but what if the girl you've impregnated isn't your girlfriend she just happens to be your baby's momma? i watch a lot of the maury show...

[tothegallows]

well, if i got any girl pregnant, maybe phraseology isn't my biggest problem.