Prompt Post No. 1
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via twitter, source of all that is excellent - Helena Seger: "Not a day passes without me thinking about wanting a job to go to. I will restart my career as soon as Zlatan finishes his ( ... )
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I'm sort of in love with Helena. She has him so whipped, it's amazing ♥ And I think that maybe, I dunno, she's one of very few people whose opinion he cares about enough to acknowledge to himself that he cares about it (because Zlatan is all about denying that anything fazes him even when it does, omg). And based entirely on, like, obnoxious paparazzi pics and a handful of quotes, I get the feeling she's similar to him in that she's doesn't give a flying fuck what people think of her. But she's more secure in her not caring, whereas a measure of Zlatan's jackassery comes from actually being a bit insecure about how people perceive him, and he's reacting to that aggressively to try and show everyone how much he does not care (see above XD). So in my head-cannon, that's a big part of what attracts him to her - she's utterly self- ( ... )
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Zlatan is so misunderstood, man. or, I mean, not exactly, because clearly he is a huge egotistical dick, but I always think people don't get where he's coming from. (I have similar feelings about Mario Balotelli tbh.) like, the extent to which having had to deal with stupid racist fuckwits from a very early age has or hasn't shaped his worldview, having always looked very much "different" or "other" and being excluded by "normal" people for it... yeah, no kidding he's a difficult personality. how else was he supposed to live through all that ( ... )
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Are you training and Zlatan something together?
- No! We did it once when we were in New York. They had a good gym on Hotel, we put our running shoes and went to the treadmill. It ended with that Zlatan sat down next and felt sick. He is a physical genius who did not need to practice. I'm taking that to mean that Zlatan couldn't keep up with her on the treadmill (because he's so ridiculously talented that he doesn't need to work out that hard usually) and that this teeny-tiny mother of two kicks his ass regularly at fitness. Basically I couldn't love her more ♥ Though this sort of suggests to me that he doesn't have that great a work ethic, which is... maybe not so good ( ... )
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But: how much would you object to, oh, say, Vincent deciding he wants to play hockey and causing all sorts of *drama*?
And Helena and Zlatan having sex in the woods while hunting.
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HOLD ON, I'M ON IT
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Yeah, lj is being stupid. Apparently it doesn't like links in comments.
darkhavens has info over here on how to deal with that, if you haven't seen it already. It would be nice if lj would let people op-IN to stuff once in a while instead of jumping through hoops all the time :/
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The stuff about maybe living in Stockholm is useful, since Malmö isn't exactly a hot-bed of hockey.
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Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Zlatan Ibrahimović / Helena Seger
Word Count: 7,050
Summary: “Come on,” Helena says. Zlatan turns his head just far enough to see that she’s dressed and all made up, just putting in her earrings; she looks sexy as fuck but he buries his face back into the pillow anyways. “Get up. I have to get to work and someone needs to take the boys to school.”
Taking Care of House and Home
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