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[touchofgrey04]

im tired of fake laughing at unfunny people. everyone i meet has the sense of humor and iq of a tit-mouse. where are the rest hiding? has anybody noticed that lately its the dumb people that are young and pregnant? more than ever, i mean. dont get your undies all tucked up if one of your friends are pregnant, you know its generally the truth anyway

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[blow_up_poodles]

When someone makes a "witty comment" that has no wit, just give them a look instead of fake laughing. As long as you can back it up by being actually funny, people will start to look to you for their funnies and not themselves. This is good cause most people have this illusion that they're the fucking funniest person ever. PROTIP: they aren't. Most have less humor than Dane Cook.

I bet that's the fucking problem, that they all watch Dane Cook. Man fuck that dude. He's only funny in Waiting, and that's because all of his lines were written by someone else. So many times, Dane Cook is on and I'm the only person in the room not laughing.