A man walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. He sidles over to the bar and sits down. The bartender takes a good long look at the man, then pulls out a glass. As the bartender fills the glass he says, "Ok, I'll serve you, but you better not start anything."

Curse you A.P. Goverment..... Curse youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

To anyone taking A.P. Gov. next year:

I need the summer work for that class b/c i lost my assingment sheet

please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alrighty, who is taking A.P. Gov next year, b/c I need to summer work

Crawford, Texas -A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush. The fire began in the Presidential
bathroom, where both of the books were kept. Both have been lost.

A spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished
coloring the second one.

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Omg I had the craziest weekend... Dude just smell my fist ( Read more... )

Alright Kev I updated, now what are you gonna do about it?

1. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her ( Read more... )

Got an 1842 out of 2400 so I guess thats good.

Not counting the new writing section I got a 1250 and I wanted to get an 1120 cuase that is what Emerson wanted so SWEET.