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I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope ( Read more... )

Well things in the world-o-Kc have been pretty normal. I can't remember the last time I actually typed down some, usually I just post song lyircs or a joke cuase I'm lazy. Ah well. This weekend Jo, Barrett, Kasey came over my house and whatched the Punisher. Jo like freaked out everytime some one frome The Punisher's family got killed, so it was ( Read more... )

A Polish immigrant goes to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. He
has to take an eyesight test.
The optician shows him a card with the letters

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z'

"Can you read this?" the optician asks.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replies, "I know the guy."

Happy New Year

A new year

a new begining

a new load of unfulfilled new years resolutions

just like last year

.....but for one reason this year looks way better than the last