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[toujoursrouge]

Dear Office Cute Boy,

Perhaps you missed the "you and I are going to be friends, dammit" memo. Get with the program. We have a million things in common, we're the only people in the office in our age range, and I make you laugh with my funny jokes. You will be my friend. My cute friend. My cute office friend.

Sincerely,
Me

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[dirtyplanet]

Dear Cute Office Boy,

If you don't talk to my friend I will make you suffer.

Naked

[toujoursrouge]

You heard her, do it.